Star Accommodations
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Yer won' Adam and Eve it! The mansion is par' ov a gian' poin'ed 'ooth!!
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This place is for nerds. Come and visit us instead - we represent power!
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I swear this place is actually haunted. I get a looming sense of dread staying here. Over at my gentlemen's clubs you can get haunted by gentlemen instead ;)
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In a good way, there are no buses here.
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The only other thing here is what looks like an old, rundown, wine shop. Meanwhile, our place is so popular that it even appeared in Call of Duty!
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The celestial temple is pretty good from an architectural point of view, I guess.
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Watch out for the vicious flying serpents! You can't go underground to hide from them over at my place, but there aren't any flying serpents to hide from either!
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I will gladly give up space over at my place to build a dog sanctuary like the one found here - even the former police station! I've already given up lots of space for larger buildings, but how can I say no to my beloved Scottie Dog?
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The middle-most Summer mansion with the least creative (and confusing) name ever - drove me bananas.
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This place smells like a rotting heap of corpses; it's a one-way ride back home for me.
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Wow! This place has the same name as the third- (or second-) most famous shopping street over at my area - I know because mine is the first!
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While my place has the highest rent, I swear the cost is justified! Though perhaps I should consider having an actual furry white tiger as a guard - the novelty may bring more customers.
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It is a coincidence the second of the Northern mansions has the same name as the second animal of the year. Come to my place instead - it is by no coincidence the second (or third) most famous shopping street.
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I am intimately familiar with having nothing but a shabby lodging. Looking at all of the other 27 mansions neatly lined up in a circle, I can't help but resonate with the one mansion of empty ruins I am in.
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Apparently a famous charioteer lived in this mansion around the year 950 BC... If he was still alive, he would have brought you to our place instead, which is the most visited!
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Shiniest and biggest star of the lot but I still do not recommend it - my place is unpopular and is a dead end, but somehow it is still more worth it!
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Happily surprised when I got more than double what I expected. Back home, I was widely considered a freak and stayed at one of the cheaper places, so this change of pace was a welcome one.
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Confusing names - thought the mansion next to mine was the place I booked due to how it looked, but it turns out that the mansions' names are Chinese! Also, if you are looking for somewhere quiet, check out my place!
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They have a deity to deal with monsters. Not sure if that is better than using animals....not that we have monsters here!
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This is like trying to get to platform nine and three quarters :/
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Compared to my place which is right next to a jail, this place is like...incomparably better.
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The first of the Eastern mansions, but not first in my heart! That'd be Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese - though it's a pub!
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While my place is the only one named after a building, at least I wasn't named after a vehicle!
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Meh. The mansion is near the back end, so the view is meh.
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Literal feces. I already have to deal with it at work, but here too???
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Pssst! Over at my place, there is a pub named after me with great deals!
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Be warned! Executions are still a thing here!
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I have to say, what they served didn't taste very good. I probably felt more satisfied just looking at the art along my street.